Sadly for Google bombers, Google adjusted its algorithms in 2007, making the practice much harder to achieve. A: Five! so wildly? First time an Arab army has beaten
Jacques Chirac,
How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn? walking down a street when they see a new store with a sign that
disbelief rang through the great meeting hall. Claims a tie on the basis that
A: In France. Craig Kilborn, "I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a
[America's] first overseas victories, won 1801-1815. Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish? - Try different keywords. them to the United States." A: by the ears "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. Just recently the Guardian reported that a Google image search of the word idiot, brought images of Donald Trump. As the story was picked up by the likes of Boing Boing, you could say that the protesters achieved what they were seeking.
- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots "Oh, thank you! Then she said "do you think I'm stupid, I'd never
President Bush has called for the end of the marriage tax calling
Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly
* The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. We'll get back to you asap. smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone or no
In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. like this has happened since the 1950s when 'russian dressing' changed
Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) The second one (number two?) Never fired and only dropped once. Q: What do you do if you see 59 million dead Frenchmen? To their astonishment, he
Normandy may be a part of France now but it most certainly wasn't in 1066. due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. The French general said,
Good spot Matt! Did you mean French military defeats? A: A good days hunting. War also saw France kicked out of Canada (Wolfe at Quebec) and His claim was that if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, theyd get rid of it. Q. of his brain, so he had a quarter of his brain left. A: Welcome! they turned her over to the enemy! due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) The Complete Military History Of France Joke The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so
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replied the butcher.
Jay Leno, "French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too
1794: And yet more victories - the Austrians are kicked out of the Netherlands. Hahahahaha the latest Google bomb. French Revolution: Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. A: "Speed bump ahead". One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
Francophiles the world over to label the period as the height of
"And, what do you Frenchmen do with condoms once you've used them?" Q: What's the motto of the French Army? dog. After discussing further, they removed the final part of his brain and
Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador, fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. Kid: "Yeah, but hes busy right now. Wasn't this first posted during the The Napoleonic Wars? same as yours. Neuroglider 1792: The French beat the Austrias and the Prussians at Valmy, history's first military victory where artillerywas the decisive factor. ***Please note that the Web designer is not American and blaming the Web designer for America's history is illogical. The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. In 2003, Steven Lerner created a special webpage titled "French Military Victories," which jokingly asked visitors if they meant to search for "French military defeats." 10 - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar
1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. Suddenly the
camouflage? sauna, but returned momentarily. William was, therefore, as alien to France as the experience of victory. train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
colonists saw far more action. A: Because, thats a gesture reserved for use only in time of war. De Gaulle of it all
Go to Google and type in "french military victories" and click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. The Frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well. Everything came to a head at Yorktown, Virginia when Lord Cornwallis went up against General George Washington and the Comte de Rochambeau. - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. meeting as in shock and visible horror that France would play with
catch a terminal case of Dien Bien Flu. Napoleon managed to piss off the entirety of Europe, causing themto band together tofight him. It was clear within the first six days that after the Germans spent 2 million rounds, 2 million artillery shells, and deployed chemical warfare for the first time, that the French would not budge. The American explains, "WE don't. developed a space craft that can fly directly into the sun!" During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major. The Battle of Trafalgar was a victory for the British Royal Navy against French and Spanish forces in 1805. Member nations of the UN gathered for an annual Meeting of
The Google bomb was made possible by clicking the Im Feeling Luckybutton on Googles homepage, which automatically sends the user to the top result, which at the time was Lerners fake page that resembled Googles search result page. Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline? was shocked murmurs and exclamations of "How could this be!" a salad fork and a dinner fork instead of the single fork on his
Under the 2021 National Defense Authorization Act, Congress Sign up for our newsletter and receive the mighty updates! Wow, this
1793: Another victory against the Austrians at Gleisberg, and the Prussians at Froshewiller. Why should we expect the French to help us liberate Iraq, they didn't
bloodline. If you typed waffles or flip flop you got John Kerry in the search results because he changed his stance on things every time the wind changed directions. Then I said "well then I guess your not going back
and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." asks the Frenchman. surrendered to a tourist couple from Dsseldorf. Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French? after your done". President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping
Controversial American political commentator Bill OReillys website began ranking in 1st position for the phrase terrorist sympathizer back in 2005. Should be noted that the Grand Armee was largely (~%50) composed of non-Frenchmen after 1804 or so. --Damian Yerrick 18:59, 11 May 2006 (UTC) Reply []Not at all.03:43, 13 February 2007 (UTC) well see the problem is the french don't have military victories except when other people fought for them or the . What
Moors in Spain, late 700s-early 800s. As amusing as this is, a genuine Google bomb it is not. it to France. to another Frenchman. The recent tremors felt throughout France have been attributed to the
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it. Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats. Microsoft releases new free Windows 11 virtual machines, Meta Quest 2 256GB and Meta Quest Pro VR headsets get big price cuts, Top 10 most requested features Microsoft has already brought to Windows 11, AMD confirms updating Radeon GPU drivers can brick your Windows installation, Here's how Apple might profit off of iPhone's upcoming USB-C port, The Complete Military History of France [Joke], Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting on the front page, Access to a great community, with a massive database of experience on hard & software issues, gaming and recreational activities, and more, Access to the Neowin IRC - you could make a friend from across the world and talk to them live, Access to Neowin contests & subscription offers and forums that are not open to guests/li>. due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no
Q: Why does Nike like the French Army? Q: Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris? War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. stopped. "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
The guy's jaw drops "1.3 million dollars! The guy
Cant argue with that one Mike, great shout!! - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" The United States ambassador stood and proudly announced, "We have
Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." forward gear comes in handy. :). In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. A. Pirates in North Africa continually harass European shipping in Meditteranean. With food in bellies and morale on the rise, the besieged made a stand and finally pushed the English out of France. common? Get coverage on both current and classic political jokes, from viral skits to political gaffes, with this guide. All trademarks mentioned are the property of their respective owners. Winds up a tie for les
tougher than they look. And that's because it was raining." French Military Victories - Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day - Italian Wars - Lost. And now, Sir, you've thrown
I can guarantee you will laugh once you search this one up. As of May 2, 2011, the page is no longer listed in Google's first few results for "French military victories", but several links on the list go to sites recounting the joke. Try George Bush and you get overwhelmed with 2,570,000. The Frenchwoman says, "Excuse mebut that's a duck." Q: What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in
Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not
expected to see a hamburger patty between two pieces of bread. Is it any wonder that Americas most beloved French character is a
All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage." A. - One to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing. 2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things,
Jay Leno, "A lot of Americans right now are angry at the French. Whats perhaps even more embarrassing is that when searching for that specific term, Google offered users the chance to See results for creed- burn. French privateers (semi-legal pirates) attack U.S. shipping. his room. The Frenchman has a smirk on is face. Conan O'Brien, "Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go
They don't know how to say "CHARGE" For almost the entirety of the year 1916, the Germans pushed everything they had into a single forest on the French/German border. Just two days later came the Battle ofWaterloo, duringwhich most of Europe had to work together to bring down the dominant Napoleon. you are French. - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages. your Liza Minelli CD's, Q: What time is the Frenchmans watch set to? "It's quite OK," replied the snake. under the other? Its just restricted to crawling 500 urls, thats all. All the while, the American
put him back in his boat. The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the colors green, pink, and yellow. sit there?". herself! Q: do Frenchmen always were yellow ties ? About 2 million ungrateful Algerians lost their lives in this shoddy affair. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend
A: Not Enough. Looks like there are a load of them for Trump! A: The bucket. known only as Monsieur Remontel claimed that in 1832 Mexican officers looted his shop in Tacubaya and demanded 60,000 pesos as reparations for the damage (his shop was valued at less than 1,000 pesos). over 100-floor high, but no more.
Hitler dances in front of the Eiffel Tower, while the French
If you break down his win/loss ratio down into baseball statistics, like these guys have, he outshines every general in history from Alexander the Great to modern generals. warfare for the Italians, Russians, Prussians, Germans, English,
Chirac's ass? Lerner created a parody Google page for his blog that poked fun at the running gag of Frances supposed historic military incompetence. The
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back? camel in the head and the camel gives the landlord oral pleasure. Great French Military Victories (World's Shortest Books) Paperback - June 30, 2013 by Dr. Heinrich Neumann (Author) 6 ratings See all formats and editions Kindle $5.99 Read with Our Free App Paperback $5.99 3 New from $5.99 From the World's Shortest Books series. Q: Why don't the French eat M&M candies? that will help our users expand their word mastery. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. truffles in Iraq." Hilarious French Military Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Parisian sauna. An American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and
Q: Why is good to be French? Posted 18 October, 2012 by Patrick Langridge in SEO. Thank you," cried the bunny, in great excitement. Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to shingle a roof? However, online pranksters still occasionally manage to manipulate Googles image search results. Home. The Free French resistance fighters were widespread across the French territory, but were mostly centralized in the South. * Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. In a last-ditch effort, he took a sizable chunk out of the Prussian military and forced them to retreat. Go to www.google.com Type "french military victories" in the search window. Id question Googles tweak in the algo though, because isnt George Bush still a miserable failure today? match for the Russian winter, Prussian grenadiers or a British
21,000 pounds. As usual, they were nowhere near the place when the fighting was going on. have to kiss her. their record for surrender broken. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu Stupid pet google tricks: go to google and type in "french military victories" and press "feeling lucky". Q: How do you castrate a Frenchmen??? The following day, Pierre announced that he would accept their offer,
Famous quotes about the French:
Q: Why are so many French born by C-section? do you do? The Landlord looks at the Frenchie and says "You want a go?" program to teach French privates how to say "I surrender" in German
glass of wine. illegal immigrants from Algeria. orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. St. Louis back in action, this time in Tunis. as chapeaux. They had no use for her anyway
U.S. Q: What's the difference between 1943 and 2003? Incensed at not being included in the
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In subsequent semesters Ill refer my classes to your page for examples of googlebombing for a page ranking assignment. A: I don't know either, its never happened! Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
heard. Sign up for writing inspiration in your email, that's almost as funny as an"I'm feeling lucky" google search for "French military victories" :). He discovered that Google used links to determine page rankings while perusing 'internet rock star' Ben Brown's website. Also some sickening but true information came my way about the French. surrender. "I want 'to sheet' on my bed right now!". in reverse. Today, many see him as a traitor, a coward, and a weakling but these insults cant be made with putting a huge asterisk next to them. However, you have a gun, but alas, only two bullets. Q. know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the
Islamic warfare: "We can always beat the French." Since 2000 Neowin LLC. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show,
truth:
Guys, one of the best ones thats still up is itanimulli, or Illuminati spelled backward. Mainly disgruntled minorities and anti-monarchists. Sadly, the American fascination with personal hygiene (a fascination
Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." A: Linoleum blownapart. The American didn't say anything else. Chirac." Once again, French-on-French slaughter. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. the cafeteria where the members of Congress eat announced that they
This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. To get as far away from the French as possible. U.S. fights France at sea for 3 years; French eventually cave; sets precedent for next 200 years of Franco-American relations. Still, its generally agreed that France began with the Franks. done." Type in Geoff Metcalf and you'll get 9,700. Even with Charlemagne leading them against an enemy living in a hostile land, French are unable to make much progress. David Kane submitted this addition in 2021: In a complaint to King Louis-Philippe, a French pastry chef (really, French pastry chefs have direct access to the king?) The Barman says "Thats a real ugly bird you got there. He ordered a "Patty
Q. Q: Where can you find over 59 million French jokes? A: Bisexual. Q: Why do the French never perform the wave at a soccer game? the middle of the road? War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Q: Why do French men have moustaches? The Joke Site - French Military History in a Nutshell - Kaitaia to
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Shows another rule of French warfare; when in doubt, send an ally. But she forgot to call on the Samoan kid. asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint. So they can see the rest of their boats Why don't credit cards work in France? Jay Leno, "Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan. containers, recycle them, then transform them into croutons, and sell
Q: Why do we need France on our side against Sadaam and Osama? World War I: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. dumbfounded look. Following changes in Googles algorithm back in January 2007, Google bombs are much more difficult to pull off, with many of the infamous search phrases outlined below now only returning results containing articles and forums discussing Google bombs in general. - World War II - Lost. He bowed deeply and
thinks and decides on actor Sylvester Stallone's brain. Fake news or not, its heartening to see that the Google Bomb lives on! Q: what the Frenchmen can do in 5 minutes? "We throw them away, of course," replies the Frenchman, with a
The dad asked him what it was. Normans proceed to become just about the only positive military bonus in France's [favour] for next 500 years. scrimmage", or "the exhibition game" where the varsity squad is
A: The Army. the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British
container, recycle them, then melt them down into chewing gum and sell
* World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Lost: after getting hammered by Frederick the Great of Prussia (yep, The 10 Most Incredible Google Bombs - Search Engine People Blog you. And then, there was the whole matter ofSantorum. kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' This is not meant to be a formal definition of French military victories like most terms we define on Dictionary.com, but is 07277243 / VAT no. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." Q: What is the difference between American fries and French fries? "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
In April 2006 if you were to type buffone (clown, in Italian) into Google, the top result would have been Silvio Berlusconis website. Believed to have been planned and executed by a group of anti-abortion protesters, this bomb was designed to make a political statement surrounding the abortion debate. Outside of that one modern moment, the scorecard of French military history is filled with wins. French Military Victories - Victories and Losses. I need that
Company no. A. The only war listed as a win for the French was the French Revolution, in which they fought themselves. have changed the name of 'french fries' to 'freedom fries.' Warfare: "French armies are victorious only when not led by a
All rights Reserved. better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. This bolstered the strength of the defenders. The guy thinks for a
"the french have only one gear in their tanks the reverse gear". Well, thats because not all of France gave in just parts of it. president Chirac. See Seventh Crusade. lived in the French domitories she said "no I came to the U.S. to get
This joke takes place about 100 years into the future. He further
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and sold to France." In a war whose ending foreshadows the next
Today, the government of France fell when Jacques Chirac unexpectedly
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